Millionaire's Shortbread

Three layers. Zero net worth required.

Squares of millionaire's shortbread with three visible layers

What you expected.

Prep
0 min
Bake
0 min
Makes
1 jar
Price
$20.25

25 oz jar · packed to order · shipped fast.Make it a set

4 Things.

Eight scoops fill the jar. Every one of them is standing in for something.

8 Scoops.

Every jar is eight scoops. This is how they’re spent.

  • Fudge Stripes Minis
  • Caramel Bits
  • Dark Choc Chunks
  • Butter Toffee Bits
  • Sweet

  • Salty

  • Crunch

  • Chew

  • Heat

A jar
$20.25
Calories
149
a handful
Protein
1 g
a handful
Sugar
13 g
a handful
Contains wheat, milk, soy.

Three Steps.

  1. 1

    Twist the lid.

  2. 2

    Tip toward mouth.

  3. 3

    There is no step three.

Post the Recipe.

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Millionaire's Shortbread

$20.25 · makes 1 jar