Diwali
Sweets for the festival of lights. No box required.






The Crunch Club CalendarNov ’26 – Oct ’27
31 days worth a handful — the big holidays, the made-up ones, and 4 drops in between.
Maple bourbon pecans, caramel apple chips, chai pepitas.
Until the shelf closes.

Maple Bourbon Pecans

PSL Pretzels

Candy Corn

Caramel Apple Chips

Chai Spiced Pepitas

Dried Persimmon
Peppermint bark with real crushed candy cane. Gingerbread people that actually crunch.
Counting down to the public unlock.
01Peppermint Bark Shards
Dark + white chocolate, crushed candy cane.
02Gingerbread Bites
Crunchy little gingerbread people.
+1 more we're not telling you about · yet
02 jarsThis month
Diwali
Sweets for the festival of lights. No box required.






Thanksgiving
Nobody's watching the plate.






03 jars
Hanukkah
One thing for every night. Eight things.







Christmas
Better than an orange in the toe.






New Year's Eve
Stays up till twelve. You might not.





03 jars
03 jars
Lunar New Year
Good fortune, in eight scoops.






Valentine's Day
Sweeter than the card. Cheaper than the dinner.





Super Bowl Sunday
Two jars, one Sunday. This one's for the couch.





Eight new things, the week the clocks feel right again. Two of them we'll say out loud. Six we won't.
Counting down to the public unlock.
01Lemon Poppyseed Shortbread Bites
Buttery, sharp, speckled. Snaps clean.
02Strawberry-Rhubarb Fruit Leather
Pie filling you can fold in half.
+6 more we're not telling you about · yet
03 jars
Easter
Every egg found. Nothing behind the couch.






02 jars
02 jars
Mother's Day
She said she didn't want anything. She meant this.






Nine things for the hot months, built to survive a beach bag. Two names now. The rest when the door opens.
Counting down to the public unlock.
01Key Lime Pie Bites
Graham crust, lime curd, the size of a dime.
02Peach Cobbler Clusters
Georgia peaches, oat crumble, still warm somewhere.
+7 more we're not telling you about · yet
03 jars
Father's Day
Medium rare. Nobody asked, he told you anyway.






02 jars
Fourth of July
Red, white and blueberries.





03 jars
National Trail Mix Day
The one that started all of it.






03 jars
02 jars
Halloween
Full-size bars not included. Everything else is.





Day 32
Your birthday. The dog's. National Whatever Day. Eight scoops from a shelf of 288 things, a sticker with the date on it, shipped fast.
Every drop, 72 hours early
Members get first scoop of every shelf on this page.
A jar we don't sell
Once a season, one turns up that isn't on the menu.
Free shipping, always
Every jar on this calendar, and every one you build.